Pope Announces Homosexuality is Okay

by Godlessons on April 1, 2010

Wow, I couldn’t believe it.  Today Pope Benedict XVI made an announcement that has both shocked and delighted the world.  Apparently, homosexuality is no longer a sin.

Amid the huge uproar about the pope’s involvement with covering up pedophile priests, this seems like it could be a ploy to take the attention away from himself.  It could also be an attempt to whitewash the church’s image.  Whatever it is, the shock is on everyone’s face when they hear about this.  You have staunch homophobes that have vowed to leave the Catholic church, and there are priests from all corners of the world coming out of the closet.

In more liberal countries that allow it, there have been announcements of nuns and priests both leaving their callings in order to get married to apparent long time lovers.

On the other side, there are huge protests in the southern United States as people are taking to the streets in mass protest against this “abomination”.  “The Pope is the antichrist.” is a common message on picket signs in front of Catholic churches all across the bible belt.  One Catholic church was even firebombed by a man screaming, “Marriage is not between a man and a man or a woman and a woman, it is between a man and his female underage cousin.”

Needless to say, I am personally happy that this has happened.  Hopefully it will eventually have a trickle down effect and reach the rest of these homophobic idiots.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rakista Rarian Rakista

    The pope is just another Italian drag queen now.

  • CJR

    April fools?

  • Godlessons

    Of course. I thought it would be obvious by the statement about the fire bombing. Rather odd that the actual site got less reaction to this joke than places like buzz or twitter.

  • CJR

    April fools?

  • Godlessons

    Of course. I thought it would be obvious by the statement about the fire bombing. Rather odd that the actual site got less reaction to this joke than places like buzz or twitter.

  • Ricko9

    I shouldn’t be But I’m continuously amazed at the ignorance of people and the wasted opportunities for understanding. People just want to bash! The pope did not say homosexuality is OK despite how much you might want him to.

    Offer one intelligent reason why homosexuality is acceptable human behavior?

    • http://godlessons.com Godlessons

      How about the fact that there is no intelligent reason why it is not acceptable. How about the fact that religion inspired bigotry should be removed from the face of the earth, and the religions that inspire it are welcome to go along with it.

      People are free to behave in any manner they want unless that behavior inflicts harm on others. Homosexuality inflicts no harm on anyone, so it is perfectly acceptable behavior to any non-bigot.

    • Sara

      because (and Im sticking my nose for a second), homosexuality is “not” a behavior. It’s a definition describing someone having a sexual orientation to someone else who ‘so happens’ to be of the same sex.

      One reason why homosexuality (definition above) is acceptable? Whoever is homosexual will agree that we are not defined by our behaviors….saying that it is unacceptable means to say that person is not acceptable because of his attractions. Saying that person is not human regardless of who–male or female–he/she “chooses” to sleep with.

      Anyway, I just ran accross this site while surfing the net. I am a homosexual and get very irritated when someone defines me by what I choose to do. It doesn’t make sense to me.

      Good Bless,

      Sara

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